Just your average --insert title here--

Live laugh and reblog until you've lived your last laugh.

lordoftheinternet:

i wanna get super rich so i can do cool stuff like tip waiters $1000 or pay off people’s student loans for fun

(via shejolly)

shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

(via hotboyproblems)

safare:

idk I sometimes finish sentences with a “~” bc a period seems too hard/almost angry and a blank is too blank

see you later. (secretly pissed)
vs
see you later~ (floating away trailing glitter and fairy dust)

(via sexuallyactivegrandma)


8/23/14: [X]
8/23/14: [X]

(Source: darthtulip)

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

(via officialwhitegirls)

ignitionremix:

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

(via hotboyproblems)

nervoushiccup:

I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch

image

he literally has all of the same powers as stitch

image

He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like

hey

you know what sounds good

a sandwich

(via officialwhitegirls)

nishlo:

*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*

(via hotboyproblems)

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